Saturday, June 18, 2016

A Game By Its Cover 2016

https://itch.io/jam/a-game-by-its-cover-2016


It's almost time for A Game By Its Cover again! This semi-annual game jam pairs indie developers with entries from past and present Famicase Exhibitions to imagine what their fake games might be like if they were...not fake.

It isn't required to get the artists' permission, but if any AGBIC participants happen to know about this blog I am totally cool with my Famicase entries being used as inspiration for your games! Here are my previous entries along with their text blurbs.


Dungeon of Flowers

One thousand dungeons! One million monsters! Experience the flower of adventure.



Busy Planet

The neighborhood is getting so crowded these days! As the only human on a planet full of new creatures, you have to try hard to fit in. Everyone may have their differences, but we can make friends if we work together!


Elsewhere: Labyrinth of Cemetery

You are in an eerie place known only as ELSEWHERE. Can the lost monster girl escape the Great Graveyard or will she become its newest resident?

Friday, June 17, 2016

Cat Girl Without Salad - real life Gun Cartridges!


Have you heard of WayForward's Cat Girl Without Salad yet? Currently only available as part of June's Humble Monthly Bundle, Cat Girl Without Salad ~Amuse-Bouche~ is a bite sized horizontal shootemup with the most creatively meta gameplay mechanic I've seen in years.

Defeated enemies will occasionally drop a (very familiar looking!) weapon powerup based on a different genre of video game, completely changing the way the player approaches combat. In appreciation of the game (and my friends at WayForward) I produced a little branding project based on it!




Arcade Gun - AC-001 MRS. CHOMPER
After launching Mrs. Chomper, press the arrow keys to control where she goes! Can be a little tricky to dodge enemy fire while also controlling your bullet, cut chomping enemies deals big damage and even freezes the action for a split second, just like the way the screen pauses in Pacman when eating a ghost!





Platform Gun - PF-002 SUPER MEGGIO BROS.
Firing the Platform Gun sends a little man (or a little man's brother) running across the screen in a straight line. Pressing any arrow key will make him jump or double jump. Making contact with enemies will deal a small amount of damage, but bouncing off of them packs a big punch.




Dance Gun - DN-003 THAT'S GALACTIC DANCIN'
Upon picking up this gun the player will begin firing weak projectiles automatically while Dance Dance Revolution style arrows begin scrolling across the bottom of the screen. Timing your arrow key presses properly will make your next shot super powerful! One of the toughest weapons to use effectively due to the multitasking required.





RPG Gun - RPG-004 FINAL NYANTASY
Makes a turn-based RPG battle menu appear on the side of the screen that can be navigated with the arrow keys! Managing your MP properly can lead to the highest potential damage output.






Sports Gun - SP-005 NEO PUTT 2020
The Sports Gun projects a dotted line that rotates up and down on its own--pressing the arrow key fires a ballistic golf ball to deal moderate damage. The twist is that as the balls bounce around the screen they lose momentum and roll to a stop. If you want to fire more you have to go over and collect them. 




Puzzle Gun - PZ006-BUBBLE HAZARD BATTLE
One of the most unique weapon ideas in a game that's already full of them, the Puzzle Gun works the same way Puzzle Bobble/Bust A Move does; arrow keys aim your targeting reticle and fire different colored bubbles. The bubbles stop when they collide with an enemy. Match three bubbles of the same color for a screen clearing bomb!


Painted and distressed the shit out of an old ammo box for a handy carrying case


Try Cat Girl Without Salad if you can get your hands on it!

Tuesday, June 14, 2016

Steven Universe Famicom Series: Part 1

You might remember I did a little project a few years ago where I made fake games for the Crystal Gems! Since I've been watching Steven Universe again I decided to revisit and expand the project. These are turning out a lot better, I think. There are many more lined up for the future--stay tuned!








Thursday, June 2, 2016

The Exploratory "non-games" on Sony Playstation (Part 1)

The mid-to-late 1990s were the Wild Ass West in video games development. Kenji Eno was covertly sneaking taboo cannibalism themes into D, Japanese pop music producers were releasing games about their flying magic tennis shoes, and Osamu Sato designed LSD: Dream Emulator--a game that requires no introduction. The jump from ROM cartridges to compact discs led to exponentially larger memory capacity, and suddenly, next-generation consoles could create huge 3D worlds. Developers were now limited only by their imaginations.

Add to this the fact that games weren't yet at the stage where gargantuan development costs required everything to be committee-designed and focus-tested into oblivion to maximize consumer appeal, so lots of creative designers were seeing just what kind of experiences you could make with all this new technology.

Isn't it interesting that some developers used this limitless freedom to make games where the player barely did anything?

That might sound more damning than I intended; the purpose of today's subjects is to let the player do something that most people people won't get to experience, even if the actual process of playing them doesn't fit into the gameplay mold of collecting items, beating enemies or increasing stats. We'll be covering two exploration-focused games by Artdink, a Japanese developer with more than a few oddities under its belt.




The Aquanaut's Holiday
Artdink (1995)

I can't speak in absolutes here, but The Aquanaut's Holiday (the US release is shortened to Aquanaut's Holiday) must be one of the earliest ocean exploration games. It was released late June 1995, placing it only 7 months after the Sony Playstation's Japanese launch...and holy toledo does it ever show.


A confetti party in the distance turns out to be a school of elusive spritefish


a q u a n a u t   a  e  s  t  h  e  t  i  c


It isn't all that terrible though, for what the game is trying to depict! We can partially excuse the terrible draw distance due to the ocean setting, and though the schools of fish are simple tiny sprites, it's a charming and colorful effect that works well. The ocean floor is noticeably absent of flora, though. The sound design is effective and minimal, and while it's clunky (a strafing ability would be wonderful) the control scheme is functional enough to get around without annoyance.


The US release of the game. Not feeling the design, though the Artdink logo looks better now


What Aquanaut's Holiday lacks in polish it makes up for in variety. The amount of ocean you can cover seems to be quite large, and there are lots of different types of fish to see (and run into when trying to take screenshots).


Aliens built the ocean

There are plenty of ocean games around these days: Diver's Dream (PS1), Everblue 1 & 2 (PS2), Endless Ocean (Wii), even a PS3 sequel to this game. So what is there to recommend the original recipe Aquanaut's Holiday? Aside from an affinity for its lo-fi charm, there is some haunting shit down in the water over here. When I got the game I was about 5 minutes in and had decided I'd seen everything it had to offer. When I was about to turn it off, the silence was interrupted by a bizarre alien droning that got louder as I swam on. Eventually I found the source: a collection of pyramids piercing through the ocean floor (and in one case, floating slightly above it). Nothing can harm you in this game, but the crude graphics and eerie sounds give Aquanaut's Holiday an air of mystery that made me decide to keep playing.


everything in every game scares me


I also found some kind of Star Brain, check it out. From what I hear there are lots more strange things to see.






I almost forgot about the reef-building side game you can do when you're not diving! It seems...not fun, but to be fair I don't understand it at all yet and don't know where the results of the work can even be viewed in game. However,  from what I understand if you want to achieve the ending of the game you must build the reef to attract fish.

ADVICE FOR ENJOYING AQUANAUT'S HOLIDAY: Set down markers so you can get back to points of interest; keep a light on in the room if it gets too spooky




Kaze no NOTAM
Artdink (1997)

Underwater exploration games aren't without precedent, but how many hot air balloon exploration games can you name?

Another, even stranger Artdink offering, Kaze no NOTAM (or NOTAM of Wind) is puzzling as soon as you see the title. If you aren't up on your aviation terminology, NOTAM is an acronym meaning Notice To Airmen--an alert of potentially hazardous conditions for flight. Thus, Kaze no NOTAM means "Notice of Wind". This title is about as apt as you can get, as dealing with the wind is 150% of what you'll be doing in this game.




Because the player is controlling a hot air balloon, player input for navigation is limited to looking around and controlling altitude. A helpful meter on the right side of the screen shows the balloon's current position and the wind direction at different heights, so getting around on the map means ascending/descending to take advantage of the wind, and hoping that one of them is pointing in the general direction you need to go.




No matter what mode you're attempting(whether attempting to shoot a projectile onto a bullseye, attempting to mark out as large a triangular area as possible, attempting to pop other balloon targets) you're at the mercy of where the game feels like pushing you. As you can gather, while there's always the element of strategy in using different wind currents to gradually zero in on your objective, you don't play the game so much as you attempt it. Good luck!

And so, compared to the relative user-friendliness of Aquanaut's Holiday, I can't call it a "good" game. With that said, there's a certain meditative charm in playing Kaze no NOTAM as long as you don't worry too much about the details; most of the fun is in exploring the interesting and sometimes unusual landmarks and geography the three maps have to offer.



 
If you've got the patience, there's a nice balloon pattern editor and several slots for custom designs!


It's really interesting how changing your expectations can lead to unexpected enjoyment. I was straight up excited when a huge European castle appeared below me as I was drifting around in Drafty Valley. It's a damn shame the draw distance is so poor though, if you could only see further I would personally rank the game much higher. The physical package design of the game, though: excellent.


It's hard to luxuriate in the wind when it's tossing me all over the god damn map


This article is hardly the first discussion of Kaze no NOTAM; for much more information on the game I will defer to this excellent article on Minus World.

ADVICE FOR ENJOYING KAZE NO NOTAM: Just try to relax and luxuriate in the wind, my guy

Friday, May 27, 2016

The NES cartridge that was too scary for me (not fake this time)


This was a former rental, as you can see

When I found this old cartridge in my big box of games it really brought me back to my childhood (as NES games tend to do). This one, however, brought me back to a very specific part of my childhood: the part where I was afraid of anything.

I owe a lot of my problems to Schoolhouse Video, my local video store. The front counter had Pogs and comics, the shelves were lined with 8 and 16-bit games that I rented over and over, and in the back room -- the horror section. Many of these movies I saw way, way too young -- and a few had such upsetting VHS box cover art that they gave me nightmares even without seeing the feature presentation. A couple of these come to mind...The Evil Dead 2, with its starkly lit, weathered skull peering out with human eyes. Ghoulies, a box that asks the question: what if a goblin was in your toilet.

Even though I was basically in a state of constant terror from my unshakable conviction that Freddy Krueger was hiding under my bed and Charles "Chucky" Lee Ray was just waiting for me to open the closet door, I miss that overactive imagination I had. Even things that weren't supposed to be scary would give me the mild creeps -- to pick a totally random example, NES games. The blank, black scenery in Super Mario Bros' underground stages were downright eerie to me. 


Metroid too. Screenshots from here and here.

Though it was of course a result of the limitations of mid-80's NES development, this bit of visual shorthand came across to me as mystifying and somewhat sinister--what's going on back there that the player can't see?

Maybe that sounds like a bit much, or maybe you felt something similar when you played these games. I'll be the first to tell you that I let the most innocuous things get to me as a child, but at least I wasn't alone in having the shit scared out of me by Friday the 13th's maze like cabin areas and Punch-Out style Jason attacks.

I'm digressing too much. What I wanted to talk about today was the game in the photo...when I was around ten years old I found myself alone in the room with a game I just couldn't stand to look at. I took a kitchen knife and scraped the label off!

as you can see, I've gotten a lot better at removing cartridge labels

 Look familiar? If you're really up on your NES packaging you can probably guess what was so god damn scary I had to destroy a game that now (as of this writing) sells for upwards of $60+ on eBay:



The Miserable Dead Now Welcome Your Company



...I know, pretty spooky. Looking back on this now I have no idea; she's wearing a beautiful dress and carrying a parasol. Maybe if she didn't have those Judge Doom-esque eyes it would be a little less silly, but most likely this label got to me because I had in-game context for the image that truly traumatized me:




I swear to you this was terrifying in 1991! Even when I knew how to beat the skeleton I was reluctant to play this part for fear that I'd slip up and use the wrong item somehow, triggering the boneface and scary music.

Considering how I was too scared to look at the box art for Evil Dead 2, I think my biggest fear might just be skeletons with eyes. So that's the story of how I couldn't handle the label art for Uninvited. Maybe I should have saved this tale of terror for my Halloween posts?